To you, Garamond font-savvy crew, I imagine you won't fall for new research about a flat earth:
Or act like Florida residents who were upset about reports of dihydrogen monoxide leaking from local faucets:
But, some beautiful fossil ferns in coal might rev your April jets:
Or perhaps some petrified wood:
Because, of course, there's no fuel like an old fuel:
Unless it's a new way to use April fuel:
Happy April Fool's Day to our energetic, epic bunch.
Bonus: Enjoy this map from 1877 as my April Fuels Day gift to you. Here's hoping it will keep you octo-pied for at least (8)(3.14) seconds:
Hope you were privvy to some great April fuels and fools. Love to hear about any pranks, jokes, etc. from today.
Word Woman (Scientific Steph)